Russian army test

Apparently, this was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so I figured it would be fun to post it here as well.

Russian Army Test
So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: “Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might have. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might be having:

Can’t see circle 1: High aggression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical exercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigned as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophrenic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.

  • Mihai

    My gosh, I stared at circle no. 5 for five minutes. Are you sure there is a number there? :) )